The sightings log

Photographic evidence, such as it is

Every image below was submitted by someone who insists it is real. We have not been able to disprove any of them, which researchers find more troubling than helpful.

A grainy long-lens photograph of the pink dinosaur caught mid-pose, in the style of a cryptid sighting. — Long lens. Poor conditions. Excellent posture.

Filed evidence

Eighteen incidents on record

Select any image to view it larger. Captions are the submitting researcher's own words and have not been edited for confidence.

The pink dinosaur in sunglasses and a floral shirt reclining in a beach chair with a cocktail, a rock arch and sandcastle behind him. — Third confirmed Cabo sighting. Same chair.

The pink dinosaur mid-dance under bright lights with both arms raised and his mouth open in delight. — No music was playing at the time.

The pink dinosaur styled as a muscular bearded tough guy in sunglasses and gold chains, flexing. — Photographed flexing. Unprompted.

The pink dinosaur in a towel turban reclining on a poolside lounger with a green drink. — Booked under a name nobody recognised.

The pink dinosaur in overalls and a straw hat carrying a bucket of grapes through a vineyard. — Present at harvest. Contribution unclear.

The pink dinosaur with a curled moustache, bow tie and polka-dot shirt gesturing above a banner reading Homosaurus. — Accent not corroborated by any recording.

The pink dinosaur in a suit and tie flinging banknotes into the air as money falls all around him. — Source of funds remains under review.

The pink dinosaur wrapped in a blanket on the sofa with a thermometer in his mouth, tissues and medicine on the table. — Severity disputed. Duration: one full day.

The pink dinosaur wincing and clutching his lower back, with pain lines drawn behind him. — Cause unestablished. He blames a dance move.

The pink dinosaur in safety goggles and a tool belt standing in a backyard surrounded by power tools. — Observed operating equipment he does not own.

The pink dinosaur in a blazer at a desk giving a thumbs up beside a poster reading Success is a Lifestyle. — Engagement was up. Nothing else was.

The pink dinosaur styled as a bearded tough guy in gold chains, with a speech bubble reading I pity the fool who has to write for me. — Statement given voluntarily.

The pink dinosaur and two cheerful riders on a donkey at a seaside celebration, all of them waving. — Neither the donkey nor the riders were interviewed.

The pink dinosaur riding a small donkey through a festival while two riders wave from behind. — The donkey has since declined further comment.

A pink dinosaur with a human face and a beard, arms thrown wide, celebrating at a colourful festival. — Filed under: resemblance disputed.

A pink dinosaur with a human face in a red waistcoat and gold chain, dancing among balloons. — Filed under: resemblance disputed.

A pink dinosaur with a human face and glasses, arms raised in celebration at a bright festival. — Filed under: resemblance disputed.

The pink dinosaur in winter clothing and a red headband walking through a snowy village street carrying a rifle. — Weather conditions confirmed. Everything else is contested.