Travel
The Wipeout
He has never skied. He had, however, already purchased the outfit, which he feels is the harder part.
Holidays
The Float
Organisers have been unable to determine at what point in the route he joined the float.
He did not build the float. He did not book the float. Organisers have been unable to determine at what point in the route he joined the float.
What is agreed is that by the halfway mark he was at the front of it, waving with both hands, and that the crowd response measurably increased. The scheduled performer has declined to comment.
He remained aboard until the end of the parade and then walked home. He describes his role that day as “supportive.”
