Travel
The Wipeout
He has never skied. He had, however, already purchased the outfit, which he feels is the harder part.
Dating & Social Life
The First Date
Eyewitnesses dispute whether it went well. He maintains that it went well.
The reservation was for two. The candle was lit at seven. The second chair remained unoccupied for the duration.
Eyewitnesses dispute whether this constitutes a failed date. He ordered for the table, laughed twice at something, and at one point gestured warmly at the empty seat in a manner staff described as “generous.”
He left a large tip and told the host it had gone well. Nobody present felt able to contradict him, and on reflection, nobody is entirely certain he was wrong.
