Travel
The Wipeout
He has never skied. He had, however, already purchased the outfit, which he feels is the harder part.
Travel
The Buffet
He boarded with a plan. The plan has not been recovered, but its existence is not in doubt.
He boarded with a plan. Researchers have not recovered the plan, but its existence is not in doubt, because he referred to it repeatedly and with confidence.
The buffet opened at noon. He was observed at the carving station, the seafood tower, and the dessert counter within a four minute window, holding three plates in a configuration that has since been diagrammed.
By the second evening he had been seated at the captain table. Nobody has established who invited him. The captain does not recall extending an invitation, and does not appear to mind.
