Travel
The Wipeout
He has never skied. He had, however, already purchased the outfit, which he feels is the harder part.
Holidays
The Carving
The turkey was substantial. The carving was not efficient. Hands entered the frame on four separate occasions.
He was handed the knife at the head of the table, an honour he accepted without ceremony and then immediately with a great deal of ceremony.
The turkey was substantial. The carving was not efficient. Hands entered the frame from off camera on four separate occasions, each attempting to redirect the operation, each unsuccessful.
The meal was served forty minutes late and, by every account collected, was fine. He gave a short speech nobody had asked for. Two relatives have since described it as the best part of the day.
