Travel
The Wipeout
He has never skied. He had, however, already purchased the outfit, which he feels is the harder part.
Food & Drink
The Tasting
Swirls with total authority. Has used the word structured four times. Has knocked over the spit bucket twice.
He arrived early, which was noted, and immediately asked what the oldest bottle in the room was, which was also noted.
Over the following hour he used the word “structured” four times, the word “cheeky” twice, and swirled every glass he was handed with a seriousness the staff later described as unsettling. He was not asked his opinion. He gave it anyway.
The spit bucket was knocked over twice, both times by the tail, both times without acknowledgement. He maintains he detected stone fruit. The vineyard maintains there is no stone fruit.
